today’s date is 11/12/13 and that is very satisfying to me
*everyone else cringes at america*
"Your hair looks lovely, darling. When did you start wearing it like that?"
"Everyone at school wears it like this now, grandpa."
I can safely assume 98% of us should be doing homework
One time, I saw this post during the summer and I got worried that I had homework until I remembered that I wasnt even in school
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
I think I just tricked a bunch of guys at my work into thinking I’m car savvy.
They were all discussing different types of cars and one of them jokingly asked me what my dream car was.
Naturally, I said a black, ‘67 Chevy Impala.
They all got these really impressed and surprised looks on their faces and started nodding, saying things like “Yeah.” “Nice choice.” “That’s a good one.”
They think I’m a car person now.